It's been a while since I've phoned it in over at The Collective, but seeing as how I'm the partial inspiration for this week's topic, I couldn't really be so lazy this week, now could I? Originally, I was going to write about how I used to be such a complete waste of geeky, pathetic space in like eighth grade and how I was part of this group of ( Read more... )

The only reason I'm telling you any of this is because I feel kind of weird and loopy. Like a rollercoaster. A rollercoaster of LURRRRVE. I don't even know what that means. But seriously, this is confidential stuff. Like, it's only ever been in one place before: my brain.

So, I don't know about any of you who don't go to the University of Arizona, ( Read more... )

Isn't it funny how NaBloPoMo just saps your will to live? I want to blog, I really do, but then I get here and I'm just like BLAH. Right now I'm in class and I'm making my students workshop their end of semester Reflection papers, so I figured, what the hey, let's do some reflecting of our own.

Here is what I've come up with. You guys don't see much ( Read more... )

NaBloPoMo, Day Thirty
Cookies Eaten: None
Cups of Coffee: Two
Vegetables: Broccoli!
Naughty Words: My cat was really annoying in the car.
Mexican Food: Nope

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It's been a long, hard road. Writer's block, almost falling asleep before posting, and more crap posts than I can count. Actually, that's not true, because that's exactly what I'm going to do in ( Read more... )

NaBloPoMo, Day Twenty-Two
Cookies Eaten: One
Cups of Coffee: Two
Vegetables: None?
Naughty Words: Probably
Mexican Food: Nada

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Stuff I Was Supposed To Do Today

• Research my fifteen page Shakespeare paper on Othello at the library that is due December 3rd.
• Research my seventeen to thirty page American Indian paper on House Made of Dawn and Ceremony that ( Read more... )

NaBloPoMo, Day Eighteen
Cookies Eaten: None
Cups of Coffee: Two
Vegetables: Salad
Naughty Words: (Fuck)
Mexican Food: a tortilla

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FART*

*Ha ha ha ha.

NaBloPoMo, Day Fourteen
Cookies Eaten: Two
Cups of Coffee: None
Vegetables: Thai food leftovers, and some broccoli and corn.
Naughty Words: Who gives a crap.
Mexican Food: None

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Once again, The Collective has asked us to reach deep inside and embrace that part of ourselves that does not dare to make itself public. But first, a preface:

Dark ( Read more... )

NaBloPoMo, Day Eight
Cookies Eaten: Three. Big ones.
Cups of Coffee: None.
Vegetables: None.
Naughty Words: Too many to count.
Mexican Food: A chili dog?

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Almost forgot to post. Because guess what I've been doing all day? Come on, guess.

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

Well, actually my sister came over and we watched Casino Royale. And then my roommates dropped ( Read more... )

Last night I was very proud of myself. I made dinner, and it was pretty dang healthy. This is a large feat for me as my diet as of late has mostly consisted of coffee, beans, and sugar. A couple Christmases ago, Breanne gave me a  Rachael Ray cookbook, and I was like, um, thanks? The idea of cooking appeals to me, but the money and time factors are ( Read more... )

So, at work I was feeling very not good* so I decided to just start saying random shit to get a laugh or a rise or whatever out of somebody. So I go to my friend Krystal, and I'm all, "I wanna be pregnant," and she's all, "You did not just say that," and I'm all, "Oh, yes I did." Because I have this weird obsession with pregnant people and the idea ( Read more... )